{"id":1558,"date":"2016-07-08T20:16:22","date_gmt":"2016-07-08T20:16:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arielsheen.com\/?p=1558"},"modified":"2017-11-02T23:00:42","modified_gmt":"2017-11-02T23:00:42","slug":"menagerie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/arielsheen.com\/index.php\/2016\/07\/08\/menagerie\/","title":{"rendered":"Menagerie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Menagerie<\/strong><\/p>\n

Weasels are wily creatures
\nMischievous, devious and cute –
\nSleek, svelte, soft, supple and as
\nSweet as passion fruit.<\/p>\n

Though moles live in holes in the soil
\nFavoring light like someone who drank
\nToo much the night before
\nThey are for all except for the farmer
\nAlso impossible not to adore.<\/p>\n

Kittens too imbue their viewers with a
\nOverwhelming sense of aww
\nHence watching short scenes of their antics
\nOn the internet is a routine that many do.<\/p>\n

A corollary to the wealthy\u2019s quest
\nFor high ROIs are status granting possessions
\nSome enjoy collecting animals, those ones more unique
\nThan those I aforementioned.<\/p>\n

Albino tigers, stripeless zebras, miniature giraffes
\nHyenas that coo and cry like babies instead of laugh
\nOr some beast that goes to show the degree of power and
\nControl one holds, that one is patron \u2013 like Pablo\u2019s lions and hippos.<\/p>\n

So too are the features of another appreciated,
\nThough it\u2019s a creature that\u2019s quite common
\nThe one that it\u2019s impossible to escape encounter with
\nAs it\u2019s the one which all life is based on \u2013 yes – woman.<\/p>\n

Abroad lusty oil sheiks and sultans operate harems
\nElsewhere hourly encounters are judged as success’s true emblem –
\nPrized are high cheek lines, dimples on the lower back
\nA full but fit figure and skin that can take a hearty smack<\/p>\n

The list goes on and on and has as many
\nVariations as can possibly exist
\nDepending on the person
\nAnd their particular fetish.<\/p>\n

Make me rich (no really, please make me rich)
\nAnd see how this collection disease affects not me
\nHow wholly I am pleased solely by you –
\nMy moley, my weasel, mi tigre, mi badger
\nMy best-friend, my lover, my wife, my forever –<\/p>\n

Your brains and beauty, strength and duty,
\nAll fit me just like a key and
\nProvide for me all that I could ever need
\nLike manna sent from heaven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Menagerie Weasels are wily creatures Mischievous, devious and cute – Sleek, svelte, soft, supple and as Sweet as passion fruit. Though moles live in holes in the soil Favoring light like someone who drank Too much the night before They are for all except for the farmer Also impossible not to adore. Kittens too imbue … Continue reading “Menagerie”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-creative-writing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8e7kf-p8","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/arielsheen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/arielsheen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/arielsheen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arielsheen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arielsheen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1558"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/arielsheen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2322,"href":"https:\/\/arielsheen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558\/revisions\/2322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/arielsheen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arielsheen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/arielsheen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}